1) It is humanly impossible for adults to empty the lint out of the dryer trap. It has to be.
2) Saturday afternoons are the designated time to blare your music loud and proud, be it old school R&B, Bossa Nova, or Mariachi. I like to think that i'm the only one in the building blaring country music. Surely I am.
3) If your dog poops on the sidewalk, pretend it is invisible poop.
4) Do not under any circumstances say hello to the neighbor, and do not thank them for holding the door open for you, ever. (unless you want your neighbors to actually like you, which I guess you do not Ms. 1N)
5) The back patio is not a nice area to put plants and camp chairs, you can use it to grill illegally or hold your trash.
6) It may be difficult to get things fixed in your apartment if you have a yappy dog and they are unsure if you have remembered to kennel it.
7) Dust is very visible on hardwood floors. It makes me wonder what kind of filth we lived in, in Macomb. Air purifier is optional, but recommended.
8) Get renters insurance... get plenty of it. Apartment fires are a giant fear of mine. If these people don't know lint traps exist, do they really know how to heat cooking oil properly?!
9) The radiators will put out enough dry heat to cause you to keep the windows wide open in winter, overheat the dog and cause her to vomit, make your nose bleed, and make sweaters/flannel pajamas completely unnecessary. Side note: a humidifier would be a lifesaver.
10) When you hear the people downstairs flush their toilet, get out of the shower spray fast!
11) Pay your rent on time or early and the management will love you.
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